Showing posts with label Drugs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Drugs. Show all posts

Saturday, April 21, 2018

Trump's New Policy

Parents seeking sanctuary in the United States are now having their children took away from them.  Approximately 700 so far. 

Had this policy been in place 2,000 years ago, then the Egyptians would have kidnapped Jesus and placed him in a detention facility - indefinitely.

Mary and Joseph would have been sent back - eventually.  With Jesus?  Well, in the modern American way of doing things, some bureaucrat would say, "Since there were no proper papers or way of saying which kid was who's..."

Wow.



Good thing Jesus was born back in the soft and sweet days of Kings killing kids and brutal Pharoah-gods and Roman soldiers! 

Good thing Jesus wasn't born near our nation.  A nation incompetent to keep a billion tons of heroin out, but plenty up for wresting babies from mother's arms.

It never occurs to conservatives, or our Border Gestapo, that terrorists don't have to sneak in disguised as parents.  That all they need to do to get in here is to hide in a shipment of drugs.

But who would we be to question this procedure, if it had gone down that way for Jesus?  I mean, I know that He was in danger and His parents were just trying to save Him...

...but as conservatives say, "What part of 'illegal' did Mary and Joseph not understand?"

Because slavish adherence to the law is more important than saving your kid's life - right?

Friday, August 11, 2017

Pop Quiz

The President of the United States wants to declare opiate abuse as a national emergency. This means he will:
A. Tell the U.S. Army to stop protecting and making deals with the warlords in Afghanistan that grow the poppies that make heroin.
B. Push through legislation mandating Federally funded treatment centers freely available to all.
C. Push for jobs programs that give hope to the lower classes such that the factors that oft times drive such to drug abuse never take place.
D. Increase funding to law enforcement and prisons while advocating sterner sentences that disproportionately impact minorities and the poor.

Spoiler Alert